Bud Light Presents, Real Man of Genius.
Today, we salute you, Mr. Buffet Enthusiast. You and your mound of mashed potatoes with juicy, tender pot roast nestled on top like a baby in a carriage. Your mac-n-cheese and hot fudge ice cream. Your health conscious salad creation with its creamy ranch poured on top like shampoo on a dog.
You put the “buff” in buffet, you handsome, rugged man you.
So, crack open a nice cold Bud Light you perfecter of the buffet. You deserve it.